Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Weasel Dissection - Obama/Biden - Part One

Aside from the fact that one should never dally with Weasels in the Axis, it is especially important to see that certain weasels are not voted into office. The Weasels in this particular case are the simpering Obama/Biden delirious duo.

Here is just one of many reasons to vote against the Obama/Biden ticket: Joe Biden.

Joe Biden. If you're even a little unclear why Joe should never make it into the White House, have a peek at Michelle Malkin's post entitled "The increasingly erratic, super-gaffetastic Joe Biden." It's a doozy.

Imagine, just for a minute, what would happen if the Obama/Biden ticket were elected and Sen. Obama (as President) suffered an unfortunate fatality. Goofy, moronic Joe Biden would become President of the United States. (And the liberals fuss about Sarah Palin. At least she's not a complete idiot.)

We are examining (with airsickness bags at the ready) the Joe Biden who said “Mark my words. It will not be six months [after the inauguration] before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy.” Later he told followers to brace for the worst and “gird your loins.”

Gird your loins? Who talks like that? Actors who portray characters from the dawn of Christianity, or the Dark Ages, or the French/British wars. Gird your loins?? (Is this the greatest theater of the absurd, or what?)

"Say it ain't so" Joe's obvious mastery of the inane has helped to ensure that I will not be one of the frenetic loin-girders who are helping Sen. Obama's effort to steal ... err, sorry ... I meant to say get elected to a 4-year trip to the Oval Office.

Another Joe Biden SNAFU: "[Sen. McCain's] last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S.”

Oooookay. The-man-who-might-be-President struggles to count past three. Some aboriginal tribes used the counting system of "One, two, three ... many." It looks like Joe Biden has been taking some aboriginal lessons in primitive counting systems. How very progressive, Joe.

J-O-B .... many. *Sigh.*

Michelle Malkin did an outstanding job of lancing Joe Biden's loins, which are seriously lacking in the girding department. Read her post. It is illuminating indeed to see the amazing depths our National Weasels will dive to just to prove they are utterly and irrevocably clueless.

Hey fellas! The United States stands for, and its people require, Freedom!

Give me liberty, or give me death, but for crying out loud don't give me Obama/Biden. I have no desire to live in a land where the Theater of the Two Fascist Stooges is played every. single. day. in the highest offices of the United States of America.

They could get elected and take over the White House.

Gird your loins.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Obama or McCain? Who Cares?

If you've been following the presidential campaigns (and if not, you probably live on one of the deflowered Virgin Islands), you may have observed the polarization of citizens who have chosen either the Obama-Biden ticket or the McCain-Palin. This is a natural occurrence in any presidential campaign. However, the level of animosity between the two camps is decidedly unnatural.

I look at this and wonder why? Republican or Democrat, it makes no difference. No matter which ticket is elected, your wallet, your liberty, and your rights will be deep-fat-fried in heart-stopping cholesterolic laws and regulations. Either ticket will run ... err, ruin ... the country.

More than it's already ruined. If that's possible. I mean, we're looking at the ruination of ruins.

Both candidates stand for some flavor of rancid collectivism: McCain-Palin for self-sacrifice and Socialism, or Obama-Biden for self-sacrifice and Marxism. The only difference between the two flavors is:
  1. "Rancid Vanilla." Americans will be expected to self-sacrifice for "the good of others," and laws will be passed to enforce voluntary self-sacrifice. (Think about what I just said there.) Taxes will be increased to ensure social programs are well-funded. Your money will go to other people and your wallet will scream. Unproductive people will be funded by those who are productive. This choice is Socialism. Welcome to the McCain-Palin ticket.
  2. "Rancid Strawberry." Americans can expect the fruit of their labors - their money - to be confiscated while businesses are nationalized. Americans will not be expected to sacrifice - they will be forced to sacrifice. Taxes will be increased to ensure the remaining wealth of America is spread thinly across this continent and others. (Ask Joe the plumber.) Your money will go to other people and your wallet will scream. Once again, unproductive people will be funded by those who are productive. This choice is Marxism. Welcome to the Obama-Biden ticket.
Which flavor would you choose? Which ticket would you like to get from the Congressional Policeman? The Socialist ticket, or the Marxist ticket? Fees are high. Get ready to pony up.

Either way, Election '08 means We're Screwed '08.

BOHICA!! (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again.)